Mary Poppins
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This is what goes on inside the head of a Woozle after overhearing the Disney Mary Poppins DVD played by Josh for about the 500th time (both the movie and the accompanying documentary, mind you).
Lyrics
- Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
- The smell of it is surely quite as bad as one supposes
- You never can forget it unless treated by hypnosis
- Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis!
with apologies to whoever came up with that first line -- Spider Robinson, possibly?
Also, note that you can sing parts of "Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious" to the tune of "Chim-Chimminey".
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- Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerree
- A Nazi's as lucky, as lucky can be
- Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerroo
- Good luck wiv' a blitzkrieg when we invades you.
- An' we'll solve all yer problems wiv' Jews an' gays too!
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(might have worked well as part of Springtime for Hitler, methinks)
- Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?
- Maria makes your 'eart so light
- When Maria 'olds yer 'and, ya feel so grand
- A flibbertigibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, a clown!
- Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?
- No wonder it's Maria that we love!