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The Hypertwins Memorial High-Energy Children Supercollider Laboratory and Research Center for the Inhumanities Collaborative Investigation Wiki funded by special grants from The Society for Creative Impropriety and the International Conspiracy of Mad Scientists

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Our business is pre-qualified. Yep.

• Principal Investigators: Woozle (aka Nick Staddon) and Harena (aka Sandy Hall), The Hypertwins.
• Areas of investigation:
  • Woozle (Nick)
  • Harena (Sandy)
  • Their various family members
  • Their collaborative projects you can help with – except nobody does generally, but they could if they wanted to.
• Related Literature:
  • More about Hypertwiki
  • Community Portal: where to find things, what's here...

As of December 5, 2025, the HypertWiki has something like 2,355 pages with something more or less substantial on them.

Woozle's Twitter Updates

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New Stuff

• 2008-11-27 This site is now being served from home, on a cobbled-together computer running in the basement and connected to the internet via our shiny DSL from Speakeasy. We'll see how it goes...
• 2008-10-26 AssassinsCon 2008: Swingerzetta's photos are up; more to come
• 2008-10-17 The defendants filed an appeal.
• 2008-09-19
  • Staddon vs. Griever now has a judgement. I won on the key points, and the defendants didn't get much except ownership of the merchandise for which they never paid me.
  • Another thisiby.us piece
• 2008-09-13 I've posted a short satire piece about McCain's apparent popularity with his former captors -- go there and boost my popularity!
• 2008-09-12 ...and now the Twitter updates appear automagically on this page, via W3TPL.
• 2008-07-11 Woozle now has a Twitter account, if you really want frequent updates. (We'll see how long this latest technological flirtation lasts.)
• 2008-07-06 photos of wreckage from the July 4 storm
• 2007-09-13 (actually finished this on 9/9, but forgot to post here) Part II (the final part! really!) of TMBG on 9/11 is now avalable for download.
• 2007-08-26 A new "break-in record" (à la "Mr. Jaws"), "They Might Be Giants meet 9/11", is now available for download in Woozle's Audio Weirdness
• 2007-05-13 A new intermangling, "I Don't Want to See Emily Play", now available for download
• 2007-01-23 New mix of old, previously-unavailable song "Your Brilliant Career" now available for download
• 2006-03-14 Matthew Henry's web site, Wallville, is back! (2006-07-24: oops... the site has been up since March, but the link was bad; it's fixed now.)
• 2006-03-12 Wallpaper of woodsy Durham scenes, in 1280x1024 and 1024x768 (free downloads)