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| Intro through #6 were drawn with a mouse using MS Paint on Windows 3.11 in approximately 1993. They were printed out on a dot-matrix printer for publication in ''The [[Athens Observer]]''. Printer drivers at that time weren't expected to handle things like aspect-ratio conversions, and I had to draw the images stretched vertically so they would look right on the printout. (I've fixed them for the web.) | |||
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==Intro== | ==Intro== | ||
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''Dances with Rocks'', the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring [[Clarence the Rock]] and '''Kevin Mossner'''! | ''Dances with Rocks'', the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring [[Clarence the Rock]] and '''Kevin Mossner'''! | ||
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[[File:H Rock Perot.png|500px|H. Rock Perot]] <big>explains the budget deficit!</big> | |||
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR sources of overspending.png|x200px]] | |||
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock overspending.png|x200px]] | |||
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR historical rock budget deficits.png|x200px]] | |||
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock unemployment.png|x200px]] | |||
Version of this with captions: [[User:Woozle/blog/2013-01-22 1423/Clarence the Rock presents]] | |||
==More Ideas== | ==More Ideas== | ||
I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed [ | I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed [[wiktionary:spathic|spathic]]"?) | ||
Latest revision as of 17:23, 30 October 2022
| Intro through #6 were drawn with a mouse using MS Paint on Windows 3.11 in approximately 1993. They were printed out on a dot-matrix printer for publication in The Athens Observer. Printer drivers at that time weren't expected to handle things like aspect-ratio conversions, and I had to draw the images stretched vertically so they would look right on the printout. (I've fixed them for the web.) |
Intro
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
Sketches
After that, my life kinda changed to the point where I didn't have time to do the strip properly, but I did come up with a few sketches.
Clarence the Rock Breakfast Cereal — now available at all USGS Superstores and Rok-Mart!
Dances with Rocks, the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring Clarence the Rock and Kevin Mossner!
explains the budget deficit!
Version of this with captions: User:Woozle/blog/2013-01-22 1423/Clarence the Rock presents
More Ideas
I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed spathic"?)