Quotes

Favorite Quotes of the Hypertwins

" It's always fun working with other people and I do it as little as possible." – Frank Jeffers, 2009-06-15
"You're on the right track when people complain that you're unqualified, or that you've done something inappropriate." – Paul Graham
"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." – Jean-Luc Picard
- ...or possibly "...for who we really are"; sources are unclear. I prefer "what".
- Related: "I act weird because I figure, hey, I'm gonna be an outcast anyway, so I might as well do it with style." – Millie
What doesn't kill you:

"It is often said that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Scientists today discovered that in fact what doesn't kill you really messes you up for a long, long time and you're damn lucky to ever get it back together again." -- Dennis Miller, SNL (from memory and probably paraphrased somewhat)
"Whatever does not kill me makes me stranger." – Llewellyn the dragon
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless it's having your leg bitten off by a shark." – source unknown; h-t

Count well, lest ye be held accountable.
Time not only flies, it also usually goes first class and charges the tickets to my account.
Friends don't let friends reproduce.
It's always fun until someone loses their mind.
It's always fun until someone dots an 'i'.
No microwave is complete without a kitchen Parasaurolophus.