Quotes

Favorite Quotes of the Hypertwins

• " It's always fun working with other people and I do it as little as possible." – Frank Jeffers, 2009-06-15
• "You're on the right track when people complain that you're unqualified, or that you've done something inappropriate." – Paul Graham
• "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." – Jean-Luc Picard
  • ...or possibly "...for who we really are"; sources are unclear. I prefer "what".

Original Hypertwins Aphorisms

• Count well, lest ye be held accountable.
• Time not only flies, it also usually goes first class and charges the tickets to my account.
• Friends don't let friends reproduce.
• It's always fun until someone loses their mind.
• It's always fun until someone dots an 'i'.
• No microwave is complete without a kitchen Parasaurolophus.