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[graphic, drawn over join between top & bottom of back] the official seal of whatever [/graphic]
- Top locker, row 4
- To: The Mysterious Person Who Writes Stupid Things on Blank Pieces of Paper and Puts Them in People's Lockers
- Oct. 15, 1980
- Dear Sir/Madam,
In response to your letter in which you hinted that I should give you feedback – I am. (So there)
Firstly, I think (Yes I really do!) that you should tell your contact (he/she/it) to be careful when they are speaking on matters referring to you.
The aforesaid party could, and possibly would, give away your identity (like so much peanut-brittle). You, Sir/Madam, may be in grave danger! Because of (of course) this loose-tongued individual.
Second, I believe (Amen!) that you should watch the beforementioned person. (Man, is he weird!)
And so now as the olive oil trickles down, I leave you stranded, holding a piece of paper in your hands.
- Sincerely,
- Jennifer Alexandrea Eliot Winsford Hall <flower logo>™
- M.O.T.C.P.S.A.O.I.G.O.W.T.T.W.