All for Layta
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sung to the tune of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel
We
Went out to eat
Ordered too much
She didn't tell me there was
Lots
How can a man
Eat any more?
She
Gave me a knife
And then a fork
What will it take until she
Stops
Kidding herself
And wasting my time
CHORUS:
- Whoaa...
- I don't want any more food, cause I'm saving it all for later
- I use a microwave too, it's in the room down the hall for later
- I won't eat anything new, you're driving me up the wall for later
She
Had a big mac
With everything on
Eating that all-beef patty
Made
With industrial waste
And a sesame bun
We
Sat down to eat
And have a good time
But when I saw the plastic
Meat
Quick as a wink
I changed my mind
(CHORUS)
MIDDLE 8:
- I
- Feel like a fool
- I'm losing some weight
- Making my doctor lose his mind
- I don't wanna eat
- I just wanna sleep
- Can't I save it for later one more time...
Now
I'm in my room
Reading a book
"How to Get Fat in 30
Days"
By someone called
Elizabeth Taylor
So
Read in the dark
With the radio on
So I can't hear my mother saying
"You!
Look very thin --
Please eat some more."
(CHORUS)