Fun Fun Fun (broadband version)

sung to the tune of "Fun Fun Fun" by The Beach Boys

She's downloaded all the audio clips from her favorite band now
And she's not using it for thesis research like she told her old man now
And she doesn't need a fifty-six K or an ISDN now
And she'll have

fun fun fun till her daddy takes her T-1 away.

Well she's got a Linux box with a 10 TB RAID array now
With ftp and httpd web servers from the NCSA now
And Adobe and Corel are lookin' good on her dual display now
And she'll have

fun fun fun till her daddy takes her T-1 away.

Well she got a million hits the other day on her personal page now
And her graphics and her sound clips and her applets have become all the rage now
And she's got so many clients that her daddy says it's time to upgrade now
And she'll have

fun fun fun when her daddy takes her T-1 away.

Author's Note

I have to upgrade the lyrics to this one every other year or so...