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| ==Notes==
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| My best recollection is that I wrote this in 1990 or 1991, during or after Operation Desert Propaganda.
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| ==Lyrics==
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| ''Sung to the tune of "We Want a Rock" by [[Wikipedia:They Might Be Giants|They Might Be Giants]]''
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| Please forgive me, I forgot the point that I was making<br>
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| I said if I was smart that I would<br>
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| Find a way to get Iraq to wind their hostile actions down<br>
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| But everybody wants Iraq to wind their hostile actions down<br>
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| Everybody wants Iraq to wind their hostile actions down
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| Throw the bunker wide -- let the U.N. crawl inside<br>
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| Someone in this town -- is hiding weapons underground<br>
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| They want to stop the ones who want Iraq to wind their actions down<br>
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| But everybody wants Iraq to wind their hostile actions down
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| If I were a diplomat I'd hammer out a settlement<br>
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| I'd collect official signatures and<br>
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| Make a point of making sure it showed up on my résumé<br>
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| But everybody wants to sign a treaty for their résumé<br>
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| Everybody wants to sign a treaty for their résumé<br>
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| Throw the bunker wide -- let the U.N. crawl inside<br>
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| Someone in this town -- is tryin' to burn the treaties down<br>
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| They want to stop the ones who want Iraq to wind their actions down<br>
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| But everybody wants Iraq to wind their hostile actions down.
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