Difference between revisions of "Rejected Lip-Balm Marketing Campaign"
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*Often sent through the mail | *Often sent through the mail | ||
*Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products | *Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products | ||
*Designed to help you declare your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine | *Designed to help you declare <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.dcmarketingconsultant.com/ <span style="color:black;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none!important;background:none!important; text-decoration:none;/*CITATION*/">internet marketing consultant</span>]</span> your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine | ||
It's... '''Unabalm!'''™ | It's... '''Unabalm!'''™ | ||
''(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by [[User:Woozle|Woozle]])'' | ''(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by [[User:Woozle|Woozle]])'' | ||
Revision as of 18:10, 1 October 2011
Rejected marketing campaign for Harena's home-made lip-balm
It's...
- Made by a nonconformist recluse in a small house somewhere in the woods
- Often sent through the mail
- Known to unexpectedly explode myths about the quality of home-made products
- Designed to help you declare internet marketing consultant your independence from the evils of the international corporate machine
It's... Unabalm!™
(This Tasteless Advertising Campaign brought to you by Woozle)