Jokes/less-funny

Just for completeness, I'll put less-funny jokes here.

• A Buddhist pulls out a gun. "Whoa", the vendor exclaims, "I thought you guys were about inner peace!" The Buddhist replies: "This is my inner piece."
• Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: Because it scares the hell out of their dogs.
  • It's too easy to read this as making fun of blind people, even if it doesn't really.
• Q: Why were the Native Americans here first? A: They had reservations.
  • Despite no obvious ill intent, this one has at least a couple of problems:
    • Normalizes the idea of Native Americans being on "reservations" and kind of others them.
    • Implies that the "reservations" predate colonization, which is untrue.
• I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
  • This one depends on a premise that only makes sense in the context of the joke. Search the web for "seafood disco", and you will only find this joke.

Funny, but still problematic:

• A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair...
  • This one is actually still kind of funny, even though it is overtly making fun of the handicapped, and I'm not sure why. I think it's partly because it's really more of a joke on the "walks into a bar" joke-template than about laughing at the blind man.
• I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.
  • normalizes harm to animals