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==Physics== | ==Physics== | ||
A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today." The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!" | A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today." The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!" | ||
* [http://yfrog.com/nz4kgg follow-up joke] | |||
==Walks Into a Bar== | ==Walks Into a Bar== | ||
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender points at the "NO STRING SERVED" sign and says "We don't cater to your kind here." The string leaves, feeling a little wound up... but then he gets an idea. He finds a telephone pole, and starts rubbing himself up and down and sideways until he's all knotted and worn down. Then he goes back into the bar; the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I sent packing?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." | A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender points at the "NO STRING SERVED" sign and says "We don't cater to your kind here." The string leaves, feeling a little wound up... but then he gets an idea. He finds a telephone pole, and starts rubbing himself up and down and sideways until he's all knotted and worn down. Then he goes back into the bar; the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I sent packing?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." | ||
==to add== | ==to add== | ||
the tale of the armless bell-ringers | * the tale of the armless bell-ringers | ||
* nate the snake | |||
Revision as of 14:32, 21 September 2011
Page for collecting jokes. Come back in a few years.
Physics
A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today." The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!"
Walks Into a Bar
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender points at the "NO STRING SERVED" sign and says "We don't cater to your kind here." The string leaves, feeling a little wound up... but then he gets an idea. He finds a telephone pole, and starts rubbing himself up and down and sideways until he's all knotted and worn down. Then he goes back into the bar; the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I sent packing?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
to add
- the tale of the armless bell-ringers
- nate the snake