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| ==Repubulans==
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| * The Repubulan Fair-and-Balanced Zone
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| ** '''Clerk''': One thing I don't understand... I thought this zone was supposed to be a buffer between the Repubulan Empire and the United Corporation of Profits -- so why are we supposed to stay on our side, but you're allowed to cross it?
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| ** '''Repubulon''': Captain Clerk, we will no longer accept your attempts to divert attention away from the crisis on Beta Benghazi Five!
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| * The Repubulan Truth-Cloaking Device
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| ** '''Stock''': If my calculations are correct, the Repubulans will lower their truth-cloaking in approximately zero point five three two seconds...
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| ** '''Mulu''': Truth cloaking down, Captain -- the Republulans are revealing their true intentions!
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| ** '''Clerk''': Quick, Mr. Mulu -- we'll only have one shot to get in a rational argument!
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| ** '''Mulu''': They're firing a propaganda blast at us! ...and cloaked again, sir.
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| ** '''Clerk''': Mr. Mulu -- evasive maneuvers, spin factor seven!
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| ==Regulons==
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| Always trying to impose "big government" on the Corporation.
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| ==Organicans==
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| A mysterious race that maintains an appearance of being extremely low-tech while in fact possessing advanced agricultural technology. One day, the Corporation will evolve to the mental level of the Organicans, and become sustainable.
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| ==Misc.==
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| * Lieutenant Obama, communications officer?
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| * Storefleet Command actually considers the mission of the Private Enterprise to be irrelevant, but pretends otherwise
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| ** Frequently cutting crew benefits - Dr. DeCoy is a hologram (Dammit, Jim, I'm a hologram, not a doctor! / I'm not a doctor, but I play one in 3d) and can only offer brand-driven medical advice, not actual treatment
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| * USS Overdrawn, NSF 404
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| * USS Competition - always being blown up by other Corporation ships
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