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| ''Sung to the tune of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens''
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| ''chorus:''
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| :I'm being followed by a huge semi
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| :Huge semi, huge semi
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| :Gonna get flattened by a huge semi
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| :Huge semi, huge semi
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| And if I ever lose my tires<br>
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| If their warranty expires<br>
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| Yes if I ever lose my tires<br>
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| I won't have to steer no more<br>
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| And if I ever lose my brakes<br>
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| If Midas made some big mistakes<br>
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| Yes if I ever lose my brakes<br>
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| I won't have to stop no more.<br>
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| ''(chorus)''
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| :I'm being followed by a huge semi
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| :Huge semi, huge semi
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| :An eighteen-wheeler, it's a huge semi
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| :Huge semi, huge semi.
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| And if I ever lose my life<br>
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| While driving on I-95<br>
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| Yes if I ever lose my life<br>
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| I won't pay no tolls no more<br>
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| If I ever lose my clutch<br>
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| Power steering, shocks and such<br>
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| Yes if I ever lose my clutch<br>
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| I'll have to buy a new one... ''(guitar riff)''<br>
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| ''bridge:''
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| :I tried to short-cut my way
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| :Without a map in sight
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| :Now if I can't find the highway
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| :I'll be driving all night...
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| ''(chorus)''
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