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| ''sung to the tune of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel''
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| We<br>
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| Went out to eat<br>
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| Ordered too much<br>
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| She didn't tell me there was<br>
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| Lots<br>
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| How can a man<br>
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| Eat any more?
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| She<br>
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| Gave me a knife<br>
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| And then a fork<br>
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| What will it take until she<br>
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| Stops<br>
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| Kidding herself<br>
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| And wasting my time
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| ''CHORUS:''
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| :Whoaa...
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| :I don't want any more food, cause I'm saving it all for later
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| :I use a microwave too, it's in the room down the hall for later
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| :I won't eat anything new, you're driving me up the wall for later
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| She<br>
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| Had a big mac<br>
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| With everything on<br>
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| Eating that all-beef patty<br>
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| Made<br>
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| With industrial waste<br>
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| And a sesame bun<br>
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| We<br>
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| Sat down to eat<br>
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| And have a good time<br>
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| But when I saw the plastic<br>
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| Meat<br>
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| Quick as a wink<br>
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| I changed my mind
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| (CHORUS)
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| ''MIDDLE 8:''
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| :I
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| :Feel like a fool
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| :I'm losing some weight
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| :Making my doctor lose his mind
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| :I don't wanna eat
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| :I just wanna sleep
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| :Can't I save it for later one more time...
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| Now<br>
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| I'm in my room<br>
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| Reading a book<br>
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| "How to Get Fat in 30<br>
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| Days"<br>
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| By someone called<br>
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| Elizabeth Taylor<br>
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| So<br>
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| Read in the dark<br>
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| With the radio on<br>
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| So I can't hear my mother saying<br>
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| '''"You!'''<br>
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| Look very thin --<br>
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| Please eat some more."<br>
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| ''(CHORUS)''
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