Quotes

Favorite Quotes of the Hypertwins

• " It's always fun working with other people and I do it as little as possible." – Frank Jeffers, 2009-06-15
• "You're on the right track when people complain that you're unqualified, or that you've done something inappropriate." – Paul Graham
• "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." – Jean-Luc Picard
  • ...or possibly "...for who we really are"; sources are unclear. I prefer "what".
  • Related: "I act weird because I figure, hey, I'm gonna be an outcast anyway, so I might as well do it with style." – Millie
• What doesn't kill you:

• "It is often said that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Scientists today discovered that in fact what doesn't kill you really messes you up for a long, long time and you're damn lucky to ever get it back together again." -- Dennis Miller, SNL (from memory and probably paraphrased somewhat)
• "Whatever does not kill me makes me stranger." – Llewellyn the dragon
• "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless it's having your leg bitten off by a shark." – source unknown; h-t

• "I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once." h/t

Original Hypertwins Aphorisms

• Count well, lest ye be held accountable.
• Time not only flies, it also usually goes first class and charges the tickets to my account.
• Friends don't let friends reproduce.
• It's always fun until someone loses their mind.
• It's always fun until someone dots an 'i'.
• No microwave is complete without a kitchen Parasaurolophus.