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The following table was reconstructed from memory because I couldn't find the original list.

{|
|-
! Song Title
! Artist
|-
| Allow It to Exist ''(alt: Leave It Undisturbed)''
| The Beatles
|-
| Circumlocutory
| Yes
|-
| Domicile of Baked Earthen Parallelepipeds
| The Commodores
|-
| Invoke the Second Person Singular, Invoke the First Person Singular
| Lionel Ritchie
|-
| Maintaining Metabolic Functionality
| The Bee Gees
|-
| Nonfunctional ''(alt: Invalid)''
| Michael Jackson
|-
| Rotate Three Times
| The Byrds / Pete Seeger
|}

Here's the original list, eventually to be incorporated into the above table:

Approximate renderings in English of the Vulcan translations of titles to many songs popular on Earth during the second half of the 20th century.

<dl>
	<dt><b>Not Good</b> (Michael Jackson)
	<dt><b>Love is More Viscous than H<sub>2</sub>O</b> (Andy Gibb)
	<dt><b>I Have Failed to Encounter That for Which I Was Searching</b> (U2)
	<dt><b>Red Hat</b> (Prince)
	<dt><b>High Temperature Amusement During the Warm Season</b> (Sly & The Family Stone)
	<dt><b>Rotate and Yell</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>I Wish to Grasp Your Manual Appendage</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>My Physiology Seems to be Functioning Satisfactorily</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>Return</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>Avoid Lowering Me</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>Allow It to Exist</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>Coalesce</b> (The Beatles)
	<dt><b>Express Affection to Me as if to a Hard Agglomeration of Minerals</b> (Paul Simon)
	<dt><b>Love Has an Unpleasant Aroma</b> (J. Geils Band)
	<dt><b>Large Device for Converting Rotational Energy to Electricity</b> (Yes)
	<dt><b>Invoke the Second Person Singular, Invoke the First Person Singular</b> (Lionel Ritchie)
	<dt><b>Singularity</b> (Three Dog Night)
	<dt><b>Decomposition is Difficult</b> (Neil Sedaka)
	<dt><b>Coat It With a Low-Albedo Surfacing</b> (The Rolling Stones)
	<dt><b>Do Not Dwell Upon Adverse Possibilities; Attain a State of Felicity</b> (Bobby McFerrin)
	<dt><b>Untamed Entity</b> (The Troggs)
	<dt><b>I Wish to Obtain a Hitherto Unknown Variety of Pharmaceutical</b> (Huey Lewis & The News)
	<dt><b>Maintaining Metabolic Functionality</b> (The Bee Gees)
	<dt><b>You Have Done Something</b> (Stevie Wonder)
	<dt><b>Beethoven*0.2</b> (Walter Murphy)
	<dt><b>Viscous Petrolium-Based Lubricant</b> (Frankie Valli)
	<dt><b>Circulatory Pumping Organ Composed of Transparent Silica</b> (Blondie)
	<dt><b>I Wish to Define the Term "Love"</b> (Foreigner)
	<dt><b>A Failure Rate of 1/3 Is Acceptable</b> (Meatloaf)
	<dt><b>He Has Low Mass -- He Is My Male Sibling</b> (The Hollies)
	<dt><b>Thoroughly Agitated</b> (Elvis Presley)
	<dt><b>Given Birth To for the Purpose of Performing Rapid Pedal Locomotion</b> (Bruce Springsteen)
	<dt><b>Do Not Execute Me in That Manner</b> (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
	<dt><b>(Perform a Jig, Mate Briefly, and) Descend During the Dark Portion of Today's Diurnal Cycle</b> (K.C. and the Sunshine Band)
	<dt><b>Re-Dismantle It</b> (Tears for Fears)
</dl>
<big>God's Fave Tunes</big>
<dl>
	<dt>Your Sweet Lord (George Harrison)
	<dt>If Not for Me (Bob Dylan)
	<dt>It's the End of the World As You Know It (and I Feel Fine) (REM)
	<dt>In My Country (U2)
	<dt>Why the Heck Should I Buy You A Mercedes Benz? (Janis Joplin)
	<dt>Dear Me (XTC)
	<dt>Me (John Lennon)
	<dt>Me part II (U2)
</dl>