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[[Category:Woozle lyrics]]
* '''Words and music''': {{Woozle}}
==Lyrics==
===Intro===
dramatic chords: A . . . E . . . G . . . Gb . . . Bm . .

===Verse 1===
{|
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| Bm  Gb7		Well I'm tryin' to find my way back home to my sainted Aunt Marie
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| A   E7		She was last seen in a comic book which did not belong to me
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| Bm  Gb7		Well she took me for an outlaw and I took her for a fool
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| A   E7		So I set sail on a cruise ship on a voyage 'cross a swimming pool
|}

Bm	E	G	Bm

===Chorus 1===
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| A	E7		Well don't say I'm only half insane, don't tell me that I'm wrong
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| G	D		Everybody's up in arms, I'm just trying to belong
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| Bm	A		If there's one thing that I've learned in life, I know it's kinda dumb
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| 			|| You gotta stop {{faint|E<sup>7</sup>}} and smell the roadkill {{faint|F}}, don't forget {{faint|Gb}} where you are from
|}

Gb7...

===Verse 2===
:Well I thought that everything I thought was just as well as done
:So I went out without a doubt and tried to look for number one
:It came upon me slowly, so I got up and went
:It happened then, I don't know when, I got tied up in cement

Bm	E	G	Bm

===Chorus 2===

::Well listen here, I don't know for sure, but it just seems so to me
::You're dead set on your reckoning, don't get caught too far at sea
::If there's one thing that I've learned, just stop and let me have my say
::You gotta stop and smell the roadkill, count your blessings every day

===solo verse===
 E              B7
 D              A
 Bm             E
 C     G        Gb-aug-7      Bm

===Bridge===
:I oftimes can remember
:Or at leastaways can't forget
:All the times we'd say that we got to get away
:And we haven't got one yet
:Wake up and smell the catfood
:You're living in a fool's pair a' shoes
:Sometimes when you ain't winning,
:Best thing to do is lose.
===Chorus 3===
:If there's one thing you done told me, and I knew it all along
:I may be insane, I might be to blame, but I'm the one that wrote this song
:If you're out riding shotgun when I come nosin' 'round
:Just stop and smell the roadkill, it's the best thing that I've found

===Outro===
 CHORDS:    D A  Bm A  G  A   D  D
 BASS LINE: D Db B  A  G  A   D  D
 CHORDS:    D A  Bm A  G  Gb  Bm Bm
 BASS LINE: D Db B  A  G  Gb  B  B