Mary Poppins

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This is what goes on inside the head of a Woozle after overhearing the Disney Mary Poppins DVD played by Josh for about the 500th time (both the movie and the accompanying documentary, mind you).

Lyrics

Supercalifragilistic

Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
The smell of it is surely quite as bad as one supposes
You never can forget it unless treated by hypnosis
Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis!

with apologies to whoever came up with that first line -- Spider Robinson, possibly?

Also, note that you can sing parts of "Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious" to the tune of "Chim-Chiminee".

Chim-Chiminee

<tasteless>

Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerree
A Nazi's as lucky, as lucky can be
Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerroo
Good luck wiv' a blitzkrieg when we invades you.
An' we'll solve all yer problems wiv' Jews an' gays too!

</tasteless>

(might have worked well as part of Springtime for Hitler, methinks)

Less tasteless version:

Chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim cheree
Just why did Paul Rodgers leave Bad Companeee?
Chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim cheroo
Was 'e singin' off key? Did 'e not 'ave a clue?
Just wot was 'is crime, tell me wot did 'e do??

Jolly 'Olliday

Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?
Maria makes your 'eart so light
When Maria 'olds yer 'and, ya feel so grand
A flibbertigibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, a big brass band!
Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?
No wonder it's Maria that we love!