Mary Poppins

This is what goes on inside the head of a Woozle after overhearing the Disney Mary Poppins DVD played by Josh for about the 500^th time (both the movie and the accompanying documentary, mind you).

Lyrics

Supercalifragilistic

Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis

The smell of it is surely quite as bad as one supposes

You never can forget it unless treated by hypnosis

Super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis!

with apologies to whoever came up with that first line -- Spider Robinson, possibly?

Also, note that you can sing parts of "Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious" to the tune of "Chim-Chiminee".

Chim-Chiminee

<tasteless>

Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerree

A Nazi's as lucky, as lucky can be

Germ-germany, germ-germany, germ-germ-gerroo

Good luck wiv' a blitzkrieg when we invades you.

An' we'll solve all yer problems wiv' Jews an' gays too!

</tasteless>

(might have worked well as part of Springtime for Hitler, methinks)

Less tasteless version:

Chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim cheree

Just why did Paul Rodgers leave Bad Companeee?

Chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim-a-nee, chim-chim cheroo

Was 'e singin' off key? Did 'e not 'ave a clue?

Just wot was 'is crime, tell me wot did 'e do??

Jolly 'Olliday

Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?

Maria makes your 'eart so light

When Maria 'olds yer 'and, ya feel so grand

A flibbertigibbet, a will-o-the-wisp, a big brass band!

Oh, 'ow do you solve a problem like Maria?

No wonder it's Maria that we love!