Jokes/nobody expects

• The smugglers fully expected to get their loot through customs by hiding it inside an El Greco statue that was being donated to the Smithsonian, because... nobody inspects the Spanish acquisition!
• Nobody thought it was worth going after the thieves who made off with a display of dark leafy-green vegetables in broad daylight, because... nobody respects the spinach exhibition!
• There was general outrage and many people walked out of the theatre when the lights came up and the screen was filled with warnings about their system being hacked and announcements that they were the recipients of large sums of money from Nigeria, because... nobody accepts the spammish intermission!
• When an infant was unexpectedly wheeled in to the courtroom to give eyewitness testimony from inside a perambulator, there was absolutely no cross-examination -- because... nobody dissects the prammish deposition!