Jokes

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Physics

A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today." The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!"

Walks Into a Bar

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender points at the "NO STRING SERVED" sign and says "We don't cater to your kind here." The string leaves, feeling a little wound up... but then he gets an idea. He finds a telephone pole, and starts rubbing himself up and down and sideways until he's all knotted and worn down. Then he goes back into the bar; the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I sent packing?" The string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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