I'd just like to note that I never did get around to it because it's pretty spot-on. It could have more verses with the addition of new features to the game, but I am not a Clever Filking Ferret, alas, so that task will have to go to someone else.
I need to figure out a way to allow G+ users to automatically log on here (especially if it can be pegged to Community membership) to comment; I think account creation is currently disabled.