2006-03-26 Benjy story
Once upon a time, there was a Ninja. Sooner or later, he heard a noise sounding like someone was hurt. When he looked down, he saw what: it was three bad guys. He jumped out of the tree he was sleeping in, and one of the red things (which was one of the evil things) looked at him. He They started a fight. Then the Ninja won, and the person who was hurt walked over to him and told him something – and what he was saying was "thank you for saving my life!"
Then they walked, walked, walked... Then they heard something that they never heard before. It was a bush, shaking. Something was in it! There were people with mushroom heads, and the Ninja started fighting again. He won! Then the man came back. Then they accidentally came to Ninjas – evil Ninjas. He fighted them, until they were dead. Then they meeted some wormy things. They jump(ed)! The Ninja started fighting again. Then they meeted a bulldog. It was so easy to beat. Then they meeted two skeletons, or four. He fighted all four, until they were dead. Then they had two sandwiches. Then they meeted two armoured tigers. He beated them both at least!
Then they both went to the place where the man was going. Then they both saw a man and that was juggling, and he gave them a suitable Ninja dress – but only one was put out, and it was for that man, and he said "Thank you." Then he got a sword, and they both fighted all the evil until all the evil in goodland was dead.