1997-11-03 amusing email

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Preface

This was an email from Woozle to Bubba which had something to do with something Bubba had emailed so I could make the CardService credit card processing work from my temporary residence in Wisconsin.

Message

From: Nick Staddon <staddon-2022-12-1-10:02-spam@negiaspam.net>
To: Bubba G.: <bubba-2022-12-1-10:02-spam@redhousespam.com>
Subject: ill eagle insurrections
Date: Monday, November 03, 1997 5:33 PM

-- [ From: Nick Staddon * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] --

Many thanks for silicon horse demon to bewitch the white man's bank accounts. Long time we run, many moons we drive on asphalt warpath to reach place of flat land and strip malls. Hard times for Red House tribe. We forget the old ways, the honor, the cirrus, and other ATM networks. We forget the phone numbers for CardService International. But always we go forward. We follow the herds, we become the herd, we become sheep and follow the money. Tribe Lawyer Running Jackal say, "he who does not run with the herd will be trampled, and I can get you a really great settlement if that happens." Tribe Lawyer wise but mysterious.

Silicon Horse demon work ok. Me go bed.

N.