Vulcan Hit Parade

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The following table was reconstructed from memory because I couldn't find the original list.

Song Title Artist
Allow It to Exist (alt: Leave It Undisturbed) The Beatles
Circumlocutory Yes
Domicile of Baked Earthen Parallelepipeds The Commodores
Invoke the Second Person Singular, Invoke the First Person Singular Lionel Ritchie
Maintaining Metabolic Functionality The Bee Gees
Nonfunctional (alt: Invalid) Michael Jackson
Rotate Three Times The Byrds / Pete Seeger

Here's the original list, eventually to be incorporated into the above table:

Approximate renderings in English of the Vulcan translations of titles to many songs popular on Earth during the second half of the 20th century.

Not Good (Michael Jackson)
Love is More Viscous than H2O (Andy Gibb)
I Have Failed to Encounter That for Which I Was Searching (U2)
Red Hat (Prince)
High Temperature Amusement During the Warm Season (Sly & The Family Stone)
Rotate and Yell (The Beatles)
I Wish to Grasp Your Manual Appendage (The Beatles)
My Physiology Seems to be Functioning Satisfactorily (The Beatles)
Return (The Beatles)
Avoid Lowering Me (The Beatles)
Allow It to Exist (The Beatles)
Coalesce (The Beatles)
Express Affection to Me as if to a Hard Agglomeration of Minerals (Paul Simon)
Love Has an Unpleasant Aroma (J. Geils Band)
Large Device for Converting Rotational Energy to Electricity (Yes)
Invoke the Second Person Singular, Invoke the First Person Singular (Lionel Ritchie)
Singularity (Three Dog Night)
Decomposition is Difficult (Neil Sedaka)
Coat It With a Low-Albedo Surfacing (The Rolling Stones)
Do Not Dwell Upon Adverse Possibilities; Attain a State of Felicity (Bobby McFerrin)
Untamed Entity (The Troggs)
I Wish to Obtain a Hitherto Unknown Variety of Pharmaceutical (Huey Lewis & The News)
Maintaining Metabolic Functionality (The Bee Gees)
You Have Done Something (Stevie Wonder)
Beethoven*0.2 (Walter Murphy)
Viscous Petrolium-Based Lubricant (Frankie Valli)
Circulatory Pumping Organ Composed of Transparent Silica (Blondie)
I Wish to Define the Term "Love" (Foreigner)
A Failure Rate of 1/3 Is Acceptable (Meatloaf)
He Has Low Mass -- He Is My Male Sibling (The Hollies)
Thoroughly Agitated (Elvis Presley)
Given Birth To for the Purpose of Performing Rapid Pedal Locomotion (Bruce Springsteen)
Do Not Execute Me in That Manner (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
(Perform a Jig, Mate Briefly, and) Descend During the Dark Portion of Today's Diurnal Cycle (K.C. and the Sunshine Band)
Re-Dismantle It (Tears for Fears)

God's Fave Tunes

Your Sweet Lord (George Harrison)
If Not for Me (Bob Dylan)
It's the End of the World As You Know It (and I Feel Fine) (REM)
In My Country (U2)
Why the Heck Should I Buy You A Mercedes Benz? (Janis Joplin)
Dear Me (XTC)
Me (John Lennon)
Me part II (U2)