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| [[Category:Woozle parodies]][[Category:Star Trek humor]]
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| * '''parody of''': {{l/wp|This Jesus Must Die}}
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| * '''by''' [[Woozle]]
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| * '''when''': [[1983]]-ish (before the first movie and the subsequent revival of the ST franchise)
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| ==Words==
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| from ''James T. Kirk, Superstar'' by Andrew Tholian-Webber
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| The Bridge, Sunday
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| MCCOY
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| :Good Captain Kirk -- the wargames wait for you
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| :Starfleet Command has got it in for you --
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| KIRK
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| :Ah gentlemen -- you know why we are here
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| :We've not much time, and quite a problem here --
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| OTHER SHIPS
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| :Stop firing on us please
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| MCCOY
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| :That blockhead Richard Daystrom sold this idea to Starfleet --
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| :A trick with multitronics -- and they think it's really neat!
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| BRIDGE CREW
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| :It is dangerous!
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| :It is dangerous!
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| OTHER SHIPS
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| :Enterprise -- don't shoot us up
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| :We'll have to destroy you if you don't stop
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| MCCOY
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| :That man on this voyage just might make it very short
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| SPOCK
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| :An inefficient mission that I think we must abort
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| BRIDGE CREW
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| :It is dangerous!
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| :It is dangerous!
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| SPOCK
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| :Look Captain Kirk -- Starfleet's said go ahead
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| MCCOY
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| :Quick Captain Kirk -- or else we'll all be dead
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| KIRK
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| :No wait! We need a less permanent solution to their problem...
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| SPOCK
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| :What then to do about this M-5 unit
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| :Explorer of outer space, hero of man?
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| MCCOY
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| :No plots, no adventure, no fighting like humans
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| KIRK
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| :Surely our show will go into the can.
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| MCCOY
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| :We dare not trust our ship to these devices
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| :This half-wit machine will get out of control
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| SPOCK
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| :But how can we stop it -- its power increases
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| :It's tapped all the circuits; it's taken our role.
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| KIRK
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| :I see bad things arising
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| :They replace our crew, Star Trek wouldn't survive.
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| :I see blood and destruction
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| :Our elimination because of M-5
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| :Blood and destruction because of M-5
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| CREW
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| :Because, because, because of M-5
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| KIRK
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| :Our elimination because of M-5
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| BRIDGE CREW
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| :Because, because, because of M, 'cause of M, 'cause of M-5
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| SPOCK
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| :What then to do about this Richard Daystrom?
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| MCCOY
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| :How do we deal with a thinking machine?
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| SPOCK
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| :Where do we start disconnecting the circuits?
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| :We're pursuing a wild goose, it's cut us off clean.
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| KIRK
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| :Uhura! Try contacting Starfleet!
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| :You probably can't, but you might as well try.
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| :We must turn this machine off
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| :So like HAL before him, this unit must die.
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| :For the sake of the Starfleet, this unit must die.
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| BRIDGE CREW
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| :Must die, must die, this unit must die
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| KIRK
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| :So like HAL before him, this unit must die
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| BRIDGE CREW
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| :Must die, must die, this unit must, unit must, unit must die!
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