Difference between revisions of "This Unit Must Die"

From HypertWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 
(moved offsite)
 
(4 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
[[Category:Woozle Parodies]]
{{to woozalia}}
[[Category:Star Trek Humor]]
''Sung to the tune of "This Jesus Must Die" from '''Jesus Christ, Superstar''' by Andrew Lloyd-Weber''
 
from ''James T. Kirk, Superstar'' by Andrew Tholian-Webber
 
The Bridge, Sunday
MCCOY
:Good Captain Kirk -- the wargames wait for you
:Starfleet Command has got it in for you --
KIRK
:Ah gentlemen -- you know why we are here
:We've not much time, and quite a problem here --
OTHER SHIPS
:Stop firing on us please
MCCOY
:That blockhead Richard Daystrom sold this idea to Starfleet --
:A trick with multitronics -- and they think it's really neat!
BRIDGE CREW
:It is dangerous!
:It is dangerous!
OTHER SHIPS
:Enterprise -- don't shoot us up
:We'll have to destroy you if you don't stop
MCCOY
:That man on this voyage just might make it very short
SPOCK
:An inefficient mission that I think we must abort
BRIDGE CREW
:It is dangerous!
:It is dangerous!
SPOCK
:Look Captain Kirk -- Starfleet's said go ahead
MCCOY
:Quick Captain Kirk -- or else we'll all be dead
KIRK
:No wait! We need a less permanent solution to their problem...
SPOCK
:What then to do about this M-5 unit
:Explorer of outer space, hero of man?
MCCOY
:No plots, no adventure, no fighting like humans
KIRK
:Surely our show will go into the can.
MCCOY
:We dare not trust our ship to these devices
:This half-wit machine will get out of control
SPOCK
:But how can we stop it -- its power increases
:It's tapped all the circuits; it's taken our role.
KIRK
:I see bad things arising
:They replace our crew, Star Trek wouldn't survive.
:I see blood and destruction
:Our elimination because of M-5
:Blood and destruction because of M-5
CREW
:Because, because, because of M-5
KIRK
:Our elimination because of M-5
BRIDGE CREW
:Because, because, because of M, 'cause of M, 'cause of M-5
SPOCK
:What then to do about this Richard Daystrom?
MCCOY
:How do we deal with a thinking machine?
SPOCK
:Where do we start disconnecting the circuits?
:We're pursuing a wild goose, it's cut us off clean.
KIRK
:Uhura! Try contacting Starfleet!
:You probably can't, but you might as well try.
:We must turn this machine off
:So like HAL before him, this unit must die.
:For the sake of the Starfleet, this unit must die.
BRIDGE CREW
:Must die, must die, this unit must die
KIRK
:So like HAL before him, this unit must die
BRIDGE CREW
:Must die, must die, this unit must, unit must, unit must die!
==Author's Note==
This was written before the first movie

Latest revision as of 22:10, 2 January 2016

Woozalia-wiki-1.png This page has been moved to Woozalia