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[[Category:Woozle parodies]][[Category:Star Trek humor]]{{sidebar|__TOC__}}'''Inside the Borg Block'''
* by [[Woozle]]
* parody of "Under the Boardwalk"
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1===
Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every planet we find...<br>
And you'll never miss your old home &ndash; we blank it out of your mind.<br>


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.


HAMMERHEAD AKA DASH MCWAYNE=THE USER YOU DO NOT WANT TO BLOCK
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we will all become one
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; 'cause that's just how things are done
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 2===
Oh it's so fun to invade and destroy with the power we wield...<br>
Those phaser beams get so hot you gotta turn on your personal force shield


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.


:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we don't have afternoon tea
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; or individuality
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 3===
''instrumental''


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.


 
''chorus''<br>
 
Inside the Borg block<br>
 
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
 
With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
COME ON FEEL THE NOIZE

Revision as of 11:16, 28 August 2008

Inside the Borg Block

  • by Woozle
  • parody of "Under the Boardwalk"

Lyrics

Verse 1

Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every planet we find...
And you'll never miss your old home – we blank it out of your mind.

chorus
Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block — we will all become one
Inside the Borg block — 'cause that's just how things are done
Inside the Borg block — we fly through outer space
Inside the Borg block — with rubber tubes in our face
Inside the Borg block — Borg Block!

Verse 2

Oh it's so fun to invade and destroy with the power we wield...
Those phaser beams get so hot you gotta turn on your personal force shield

chorus
Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.

Inside the Borg block — we fly through outer space
Inside the Borg block — with rubber tubes in our face
Inside the Borg block — we don't have afternoon tea
Inside the Borg block — or individuality
Inside the Borg block — Borg Block!

Verse 3

instrumental

chorus
Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.

chorus
Inside the Borg block
'round the galaxyyy...
With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.