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[[Category:Woozle parodies]]
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''Sung to the tune of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens''
 
''chorus:''
:I'm being followed by a huge semi
:Huge semi, huge semi
:Gonna get flattened by a huge semi
:Huge semi, huge semi
 
And if I ever lose my tires<br>
If their warranty expires<br>
Yes if I ever lose my tires<br>
I won't have to steer no more<br>
 
And if I ever lose my brakes<br>
If Midas made some big mistakes<br>
Yes if I ever lose my brakes<br>
I won't have to stop no more.<br>
 
''(chorus)''
:I'm being followed by a huge semi
:Huge semi, huge semi
:An eighteen-wheeler, it's a huge semi
:Huge semi, huge semi.
 
And if I ever lose my life<br>
While driving on I-95<br>
Yes if I ever lose my life<br>
I won't pay no tolls no more<br>
 
If I ever lose my clutch<br>
Power steering, shocks and such<br>
Yes if I ever lose my clutch<br>
I'll have to buy a new one... ''(guitar riff)''<br>
 
''bridge:''
:I tried to short-cut my way
:Without a map in sight
:Now if I can't find the highway
:I'll be driving all night...
 
''(chorus)''

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