View source for Clarence the Rock

[[Category:Woozle art]]
[[category:humor]]
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| Intro through #6 were drawn with a mouse using MS Paint on Windows 3.11 in approximately 1993. They were printed out on a dot-matrix printer for publication in ''The [[Athens Observer]]''. Printer drivers at that time weren't expected to handle things like aspect-ratio conversions, and I had to draw the images stretched vertically so they would look right on the printout. (I've fixed them for the web.)
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==Intro==
[[Image:CR IN-C.GIF]]
==#1==
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==#2==
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==#3==
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==#4==
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==#5==
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==#6==
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==Sketches==
After that, my life kinda changed to the point where I didn't have time to do the strip properly, but I did come up with a few sketches.
[[Image:CtR breakfast cereal.web.png]]

'''Clarence the Rock Breakfast Cereal''' &mdash; now available at all '''USGS Superstores''' and '''Rok-Mart'''!

[[Image:CtR Dances With Rocks.web.png|300px]]

''Dances with Rocks'', the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring [[Clarence the Rock]] and '''Kevin Mossner'''!
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[[File:H Rock Perot.png|500px|H. Rock Perot]] <big>explains the budget deficit!</big>

[[File:2013-01-22 CtR sources of overspending.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock overspending.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR historical rock budget deficits.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock unemployment.png|x200px]]

Version of this with captions: [[User:Woozle/blog/2013-01-22 1423/Clarence the Rock presents]]

==More Ideas==
I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed [[wiktionary:spathic|spathic]]"?)