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==Gay Marriage== | |||
''(swiped from [https://plus.google.com/111502940353406919728/posts/c9LR1FacD9g David Gerard])'' | |||
* Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass. | |||
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He's worrying about gay marriage. | |||
* Chuck Norris tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries. | |||
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage. | |||
* Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups he might accidentally get gay-married. | |||
* When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet. | |||
* Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word opposing implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage. | |||
* Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to stop gay marriage. When the deal had been done, the devil gay-married him. | |||
* If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how fabulous gay marriage is. | |||