2005-09-05 Benjy Story
Once upon a time, there lived a Jedi knight. He was living with Monster (that's a Jedi knight). They'd never seen a robot before. And one time, they saw robots! [Benjamin worries at this point that we're running out of space on the page; I show him how I can make more space with the "enter" key. "That's fun!", quoth he.] Now... they suddenly turned on their light-sabers, and suddenly they saw Skywalker and they were all three Jedi knights.
Now, one time they had a big battle. Now. One time, they found people with guns and they wanted to help battle the big battle. And suddenly one thing happened, and suddenly — KABOOM! — something reappeared out of nowhere. It was an army of robots, until Jar-Jar Binks's army of robots came, and they battled all the robots until they all were dead. That's all!