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* Chuck Norris doesn't need to defeat rational arguments. Logic itself explodes when he arrives. | * Chuck Norris doesn't need to defeat rational arguments. Logic itself explodes when he arrives. | ||
* Chuck Norris doesn't need to prove himself right: reality distorts in his presence. | * Chuck Norris doesn't need to prove himself right: reality distorts in his presence. | ||
* Chuck Norris rearranges facts using only the raw power of his unassailable beliefs. Mere evidence cannot withstand the massive onslaught of his ability to ignore it. | * Chuck Norris rearranges facts using only the raw power of his unassailable beliefs. Mere evidence cannot withstand the massive onslaught of his ability to ignore it. | ||
''(inspired by [https://plus.google.com/105502506545735279423/posts/LdDy8SAzehZ this post])'' | ''(inspired by [https://plus.google.com/105502506545735279423/posts/LdDy8SAzehZ this post])'' | ||