User:Woozle/blog/2010/05/04/0653 Why settle for a geek/var/$text.below

Possibly because otherwise your site might end up looking like this? —

They must have hired Bud Uglly Design to set it up for them...

(Gods, that site makes me crack up every time -- even 10 almost 15 years later. I sometimes wonder if only web authors get the jokes.)

Anyway, I found that while job hunting. It makes me feel a lot better about my professional services web site, as unfinished as it is.