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Favorite Quotes of the Hypertwins

  • " It's always fun working with other people and I do it as little as possible." – Frank Jeffers, 2009-06-15
  • "You're on the right track when people complain that you're unqualified, or that you've done something inappropriate." – Paul Graham
  • "If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." – Jean-Luc Picard
    • ...or possibly "...for who we really are"; sources are unclear. I prefer "what".
    • Related: "I act weird because I figure, hey, I'm gonna be an outcast anyway, so I might as well do it with style." – Millie
  • What doesn't kill you:
    • "It is often said that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Scientists today discovered that in fact what doesn't kill you really messes you up for a long, long time and you're damn lucky to ever get it back together again." -- Dennis Miller, SNL (from memory and probably paraphrased somewhat)
    • "Whatever does not kill me makes me stranger." – Llewellyn the dragon
    • "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless it's having your leg bitten off by a shark." – source unknown; h-t
  • "I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once." h/t

Original Hypertwins Aphorisms

  • Count well, lest ye be held accountable.
  • Time not only flies, it also usually goes first class and charges the tickets to my account.
  • Friends don't let friends reproduce.
  • It's always fun until someone loses their mind.
  • It's always fun until someone dots an 'i'.
  • No microwave is complete without a kitchen Parasaurolophus.