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[[Category:Woozle parodies]][[Category:Star Trek humor]]{{sidebar|__TOC__}}'''Inside the Borg Block'''
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* by [[Woozle]]
* parody of "Under the Boardwalk"
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1===
Inside the block you can watch as we destroy every planet we find...<br>
And you'll never miss your old home &ndash; we blank it out of your mind.<br>


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
Assimilating everyone, that's where I'll be.


:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we will all become one
HAMMERHEAD AKA DASH MCWAYNE=THE USER YOU DO NOT WANT TO BLOCK
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; 'cause that's just how things are done
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 2===
Oh it's so fun to invade and destroy with the power we wield...<br>
Those phaser beams get so hot you gotta turn on your personal force shield


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
With a socket on my blank face, that's where I'll be.


:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we fly through outer space
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; with rubber tubes in our face
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; we don't have afternoon tea
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; or individuality
:'''Inside the Borg block''' &mdash; Borg Block!
===Verse 3===
''instrumental''


''chorus''<br>
Inside the Borg block<br>
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
With my head plugged into a bay, that's where I'll be.


''chorus''<br>
 
Inside the Borg block<br>
 
'round the galaxyyy...<br>
 
With a laser beam on my head, that's where I'll be.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
COME ON FEEL THE NOIZE

Revision as of 01:38, 28 August 2008


HAMMERHEAD AKA DASH MCWAYNE=THE USER YOU DO NOT WANT TO BLOCK








































































































































































COME ON FEEL THE NOIZE