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[[Category:Woozle art]]
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| Intro through #6 were drawn with a mouse using MS Paint on Windows 3.11 in approximately 1993. They were printed out on a dot-matrix printer for publication in ''The [[Athens Observer]]''. Printer drivers at that time weren't expected to handle things like aspect-ratio conversions, and I had to draw the images stretched vertically so they would look right on the printout. (I've fixed them for the web.)
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==Intro==
==Intro==
[[Image:CR IN-C.GIF]]
[[Image:CR IN-C.GIF]]
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''Dances with Rocks'', the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring [[Clarence the Rock]] and '''Kevin Mossner'''!
''Dances with Rocks'', the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring [[Clarence the Rock]] and '''Kevin Mossner'''!
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[[File:H Rock Perot.png|500px|H. Rock Perot]] <big>explains the budget deficit!</big>
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR sources of overspending.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock overspending.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR historical rock budget deficits.png|x200px]]
[[File:2013-01-22 CtR rock unemployment.png|x200px]]
Version of this with captions: [[User:Woozle/blog/2013-01-22 1423/Clarence the Rock presents]]
==More Ideas==
==More Ideas==
I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed [[wiktionary:spathic|spathic]]"?)
I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed [[wiktionary:spathic|spathic]]"?)

Latest revision as of 17:23, 30 October 2022

Intro through #6 were drawn with a mouse using MS Paint on Windows 3.11 in approximately 1993. They were printed out on a dot-matrix printer for publication in The Athens Observer. Printer drivers at that time weren't expected to handle things like aspect-ratio conversions, and I had to draw the images stretched vertically so they would look right on the printout. (I've fixed them for the web.)

Intro

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#1

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#2

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#3

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#4

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#5

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#6

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Sketches

After that, my life kinda changed to the point where I didn't have time to do the strip properly, but I did come up with a few sketches. CtR breakfast cereal.web.png

Clarence the Rock Breakfast Cereal — now available at all USGS Superstores and Rok-Mart!

CtR Dances With Rocks.web.png

Dances with Rocks, the thrilling stunner blockbuster epic hit movie starring Clarence the Rock and Kevin Mossner!


H. Rock Perot explains the budget deficit!

2013-01-22 CtR sources of overspending.png 2013-01-22 CtR rock overspending.png 2013-01-22 CtR historical rock budget deficits.png 2013-01-22 CtR rock unemployment.png

Version of this with captions: User:Woozle/blog/2013-01-22 1423/Clarence the Rock presents

More Ideas

I'm still trying to figure out what the visual should be for "Clarence's Rock Massage Parlour". ("All staff guaranteed spathic"?)