Chuck Norris

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to defeat rational arguments. Logic itself explodes when he arrives.?
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to prove himself right: reality distorts in his presence.
  • Chuck Norris rearranges facts using only the raw power of his unassailable beliefs. Mere evidence cannot withstand the massive onslaught of his ability to ignore it.?

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