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Woozle at 00:26, 9 June 2025

2025-06-09T00:26:00Z

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	* '''Q''': How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?		* '''Q''': How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?
	** '''A''': they/them ("they slash them")		** '''A''': they/them ("they slash them")
			==Somewhat Specialized==
			* The up-side of getting [[wikipedia:Gender-affirming surgery\|GRS]] done at a Naval hospital is you don't pay a flat fee; instead, they go by a depth charge.<ref>'''2025-06-06''' [https://normal.style/@triz/114638701082005161 original</ref>
	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==
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Woozle at 01:24, 20 April 2025

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	* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.		* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
	* Worshiping sugar-substitutes is sacchariligious.<ref>'''2025-03-22''' [https://toot.cat/@woozle/114207611092987452 original], afaik</ref>		* Worshiping sugar-substitutes is sacchariligious.<ref>'''2025-03-22''' [https://toot.cat/@woozle/114207611092987452 original], afaik</ref>
			==Better When Spoken==
			* '''Q''': How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?
			** '''A''': they/them ("they slash them")
	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==
	<references>		<references>

Woozle at 13:25, 7 April 2025

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	[[Category:Humor]]		[[Category:Humor]]
			[[File:9d11f0dc6c9f78fe.png\|thumb\|colorful humor]]
	This is a page for collecting jokes. We apologize.		This is a page for collecting jokes. We apologize.
	==Business==		==Business==

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2025-04-05T13:17:30Z

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	* Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.		* Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
	* I bought a sweater which kept picking up static electricity. I went back to the store and demanded a replacement free of charge.<ref name=imgur20210620 />		* I bought a sweater which kept picking up static electricity. I went back to the store and demanded a replacement free of charge.<ref name=imgur20210620 />
			* I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.<sup>[https://mastodon.world/@MonotoneofBill/114282193397639153]</sup>
	* I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.		* I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
	* I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.		* I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

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2025-03-23T23:22:23Z

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	* Venison for dinner? Oh, deer!		* Venison for dinner? Oh, deer!
	* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.		* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
			* Worshiping sugar-substitutes is sacchariligious.<ref>'''2025-03-22''' [https://toot.cat/@woozle/114207611092987452 original], afaik</ref>

	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==

Woozle: /* short form */

2025-03-11T14:34:55Z

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	* If you love tomato and vodka juice so much, why don't you Bloody Mary it?<ref name=disco20210613 />		* If you love tomato and vodka juice so much, why don't you Bloody Mary it?<ref name=disco20210613 />
	* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.		* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
			* Most jokes about typography are unjustified.<sup>[https://hachyderm.io/@skade/114139080941833160]</sup>
	* My friend said he didn't understand cloning. I said "That makes two of us."<ref name=imgur20210620 />		* My friend said he didn't understand cloning. I said "That makes two of us."<ref name=imgur20210620 />
	* My grandma used to insist on leaving the eggs out on the counter, so they could "breathe". It was really just eggs aspirating.<ref>2021-07-12 [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106569175391936017 original], as far as I know</ref>		* My grandma used to insist on leaving the eggs out on the counter, so they could "breathe". It was really just eggs aspirating.<ref>2021-07-12 [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106569175391936017 original], as far as I know</ref>

Woozle at 22:52, 11 February 2025

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	* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't see any.		* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't see any.
	* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.		* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
			* I've done a survey on how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering...<ref name=fedi20250211 />
	* I've read at least twelve Hercules jokes today, and god they're laboured. [https://twitter.com/daniel_barker/status/1428337252615270401]		* I've read at least twelve Hercules jokes today, and god they're laboured. [https://twitter.com/daniel_barker/status/1428337252615270401]
	* I've written a new book called "How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase". It's a step-by-step guide.<ref name=imgur20210620 />		* I've written a new book called "How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase". It's a step-by-step guide.<ref name=imgur20210620 />
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	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==
	<references>		<references>
			<ref name=fedi20250211>2025-02-11 [https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/113986454093439291 tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay]</ref>
	<ref name=masto20250112>2025-01-12 [https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/113816613363109713 tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay] (with illustrative photo)</ref>		<ref name=masto20250112>2025-01-12 [https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/113816613363109713 tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay] (with illustrative photo)</ref>
	<ref name=catsalad20250107>2025-01-07 [https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113788144305870353 infosec.exchange/@catsalad]</ref>		<ref name=catsalad20250107>2025-01-07 [https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113788144305870353 infosec.exchange/@catsalad]</ref>

Woozle at 00:27, 13 January 2025

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	* My grandma used to insist on leaving the eggs out on the counter, so they could "breathe". It was really just eggs aspirating.<ref>2021-07-12 [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106569175391936017 original], as far as I know</ref>		* My grandma used to insist on leaving the eggs out on the counter, so they could "breathe". It was really just eggs aspirating.<ref>2021-07-12 [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106569175391936017 original], as far as I know</ref>
	* Never rank armageddons; it'll all end in tiers.<ref name=masto20210619 />		* Never rank armageddons; it'll all end in tiers.<ref name=masto20210619 />
			* Telling your suitcase there's no more vacations this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst.<ref name=masto20250112 />
	* There's this joke about Aphrodite... it's a real beaut; you have to love it.<ref name=twitter20200731 />		* There's this joke about Aphrodite... it's a real beaut; you have to love it.<ref name=twitter20200731 />
	* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.		* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==
	<references>		<references>
			<ref name=masto20250112>2025-01-12 [https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/113816613363109713 tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay] (with illustrative photo)</ref>
	<ref name=catsalad20250107>2025-01-07 [https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113788144305870353 infosec.exchange/@catsalad]</ref>		<ref name=catsalad20250107>2025-01-07 [https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113788144305870353 infosec.exchange/@catsalad]</ref>
	<ref name=ft20211109>2021-11-09 from FrozenTrout [https://discord.com/channels/381932342719152139/617058128617537539/907498284162088982 on Discord]</ref>		<ref name=ft20211109>2021-11-09 from FrozenTrout [https://discord.com/channels/381932342719152139/617058128617537539/907498284162088982 on Discord]</ref>

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2025-01-13T00:16:18Z

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	===Other sources===		===Other sources===
			* [https://transcription.si.edu/project/8927 Phyllis Diller Gag File - Drawer No. 1, Part 1]
	* [https://plus.google.com/116255588673959227206/posts/JfnGRVeMa2g Another G+ source-post now gone]; poster was apparently [https://web.archive.org/web/20190324225853/https://plus.google.com/116255588673959227206 Ellie Weems].		* [https://plus.google.com/116255588673959227206/posts/JfnGRVeMa2g Another G+ source-post now gone]; poster was apparently [https://web.archive.org/web/20190324225853/https://plus.google.com/116255588673959227206 Ellie Weems].
	* [http://kinsmangarden.ru/cz1xdW90ZXNqb2xpZWJsb2cud29tZW5zYmVzdC5ydSZwPTc1ODQ2My1iZXN0LXF1b3Rlcy1saWZlLXBlb3BsZS1oaWxhcmlvdXMtaWRlYXMuaHRtbA== kinsmangarden.ru]		* [http://kinsmangarden.ru/cz1xdW90ZXNqb2xpZWJsb2cud29tZW5zYmVzdC5ydSZwPTc1ODQ2My1iZXN0LXF1b3Rlcy1saWZlLXBlb3BsZS1oaWxhcmlvdXMtaWRlYXMuaHRtbA== kinsmangarden.ru]

	===Related===		===Related===
	* '''2021-09-07''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMt7wAkMieI My Two Favorite Jokes] (video, John Green)		* '''2021-09-07''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMt7wAkMieI My Two Favorite Jokes] (video, John Green)

Woozle: /* Footnotes */

2025-01-07T22:16:30Z

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	==Footnotes==		==Footnotes==
	<references>		<references>
			<ref name=catsalad20250107>2025-01-07 [https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/113788144305870353 infosec.exchange/@catsalad]</ref>
	<ref name=ft20211109>2021-11-09 from FrozenTrout [https://discord.com/channels/381932342719152139/617058128617537539/907498284162088982 on Discord]</ref>		<ref name=ft20211109>2021-11-09 from FrozenTrout [https://discord.com/channels/381932342719152139/617058128617537539/907498284162088982 on Discord]</ref>
	<ref name=indy20210720>2021-07-20 probably an [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106614005414987959 independent reinvention] of an old joke</ref>		<ref name=indy20210720>2021-07-20 probably an [https://toot.cat/@woozle/106614005414987959 independent reinvention] of an old joke</ref>
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	===Related===		===Related===
	* '''2021-09-07''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMt7wAkMieI My Two Favorite Jokes] (video, John Green)		* '''2021-09-07''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMt7wAkMieI My Two Favorite Jokes] (video, John Green)

	==Also==		==Also==
	* [[/less-funny]]		* [[/less-funny]]